Get Your Vernal Equinox On
Ah, the season of fecundity and fertility is nearly upon us. Soon, even the trees will be having sex. In fact, by the state of my sinuses, i suspect that giant willow across the street is already starting to juice up.
But itz a beautiful semi-spring morning here in alphabet city. Time to open the windows a bit, and perform the annual top2bottom scrub and swab of the loft. I am going to start with Ajax (w/ bleach) on the housetrashing fairy infestation, although i understand that removal of housetrashing fairies can be a long and involved process. For every one you see, there are possibly 10z of 1000z more lurking where you can't see em.
I read that the best way to get rid of them is to remove from the domicile those elements that attract them. I hope, however, to find a way to lose them without cutting off the cable tv and wifi.
